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Dogs evolved from dinosaurs
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Ze alluring ailurophile
2004-01-19 22:39:19 UTC
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and i can proove it...my name is earles and i have an opinion...




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DrPostman
2004-01-20 03:51:37 UTC
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On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:39:19 -1000, "Ze alluring ailurophile"
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and i can proove it...my name is earles and i have an opinion...
And no one gives a damn.




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Bobby D. Bryant
2004-01-20 07:38:18 UTC
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Post by DrPostman
On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:39:19 -1000, "Ze alluring ailurophile"
Post by Ze alluring ailurophile
my name is earles and i have an opinion...
And no one gives a damn.
Usenet in a nutshell.
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DrPostman
2004-01-20 12:49:04 UTC
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On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 01:38:18 -0600, "Bobby D. Bryant"
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On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:39:19 -1000, "Ze alluring ailurophile"
Post by Ze alluring ailurophile
my name is earles and i have an opinion...
And no one gives a damn.
Usenet in a nutshell.
I think the best description I have ever come up with is
that Usenet is the electronic equivalent of writing on the
bathroom wall.





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Donald L Ferrt
2004-01-20 23:40:31 UTC
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Post by DrPostman
On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 01:38:18 -0600, "Bobby D. Bryant"
Post by Bobby D. Bryant
Post by DrPostman
On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:39:19 -1000, "Ze alluring ailurophile"
Post by Ze alluring ailurophile
my name is earles and i have an opinion...
And no one gives a damn.
Usenet in a nutshell.
I think the best description I have ever come up with is
that Usenet is the electronic equivalent of writing on the
bathroom wall.
Then stop vomiting on the bathroom wall and get on with the writing!
DrPostman
2004-01-21 02:03:52 UTC
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On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 01:38:18 -0600, "Bobby D. Bryant"
Post by Bobby D. Bryant
Post by DrPostman
On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:39:19 -1000, "Ze alluring ailurophile"
Post by Ze alluring ailurophile
my name is earles and i have an opinion...
And no one gives a damn.
Usenet in a nutshell.
I think the best description I have ever come up with is
that Usenet is the electronic equivalent of writing on the
bathroom wall.
Then stop vomiting on the bathroom wall and get on with the writing!
What are you doing on the floor in a bathroom?




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Aunty Kreist
2004-01-21 01:47:09 UTC
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Post by DrPostman
On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:39:19 -1000, "Ze alluring ailurophile"
Post by Ze alluring ailurophile
and i can proove it...my name is earles and i have an opinion...
And no one gives a damn.
u cared enough to send me a nice message...are u single sugar??

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while every sinner has a future. ~ Oscar Wilde




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DrPostman
2004-01-21 02:36:59 UTC
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On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 15:47:09 -1000, "Aunty Kreist"
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Post by DrPostman
On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:39:19 -1000, "Ze alluring ailurophile"
Post by Ze alluring ailurophile
and i can proove it...my name is earles and i have an opinion...
And no one gives a damn.
u cared enough to send me a nice message...are u single sugar??
:-/
The only difference between saints and sinners is that every saint has
a past,
while every sinner has a future. ~ Oscar Wilde
Not that kind of single.





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Chive licks dead mens balls
2004-01-22 21:58:00 UTC
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Post by DrPostman
On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:39:19 -1000, "Ze alluring ailurophile"
Post by Ze alluring ailurophile
and i can proove it...my name is earles and i have an opinion...
And no one gives a damn.
look....dogs evolved from dinsours....its so OBVIOUS....look at them
together side by side....compare a dog to a dinosaur...they are almost
the same.....anyone who disagrees with me is a big poopy head....my
dog even acts like a dinosaur.......dont u ever watch the
Flintstones??????????


Please seek professional help for your continued delusions.~ Chive
Myndeless




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The Most Offensive (Phuk Yew)
2004-01-23 04:01:26 UTC
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Fuck off, Dino.
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On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:39:19 -1000, "Ze alluring ailurophile"
Post by Ze alluring ailurophile
and i can proove it...my name is earles and i have an opinion...
And no one gives a damn.
look....dogs evolved from dinsours....its so OBVIOUS....look at them
together side by side....compare a dog to a dinosaur...they are almost
the same.....anyone who disagrees with me is a big poopy head....my
dog even acts like a dinosaur.......dont u ever watch the
Flintstones??????????
Please seek professional help for your continued delusions.~ Chive
Myndeless
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DrPostman
2004-01-23 05:40:17 UTC
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Post by DrPostman
On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:39:19 -1000, "Ze alluring ailurophile"
Post by Ze alluring ailurophile
and i can proove it...my name is earles and i have an opinion...
And no one gives a damn.
look....dogs evolved from dinsours....its so OBVIOUS....look at them
together side by side....compare a dog to a dinosaur...they are almost
the same.....anyone who disagrees with me is a big poopy head....my
dog even acts like a dinosaur.......dont u ever watch the
Flintstones??????????
Sorry, the last movie sucked so much I don't even want to think about
it. (except for the gal that played Betty - I'm in lust with Jane
Krakowski)







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\\The Commentator//
2004-01-22 02:36:38 UTC
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Post by Ze alluring ailurophile
and i can proove it...my name is earles and i have an opinion...
So?
The Most Offensive (Phuk Yew)
2004-01-22 03:18:03 UTC
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The troll is pretending to be me, ignore him. He has stalking issues.
Post by Ze alluring ailurophile
and i can proove it...my name is earles and i have an opinion...
So?
Chive licks dead mens balls
2004-01-22 20:34:38 UTC
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so i have an opinion
Post by Ze alluring ailurophile
and i can proove it...my name is earles and i have an opinion...
So?
Please seek professional help for your continued delusions.~ Chive
Myndeless




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The Puppy Wizard
2004-01-24 00:31:58 UTC
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"I Dropped The Leash, Threw My Right Arm
Over The Lab's Shoulder, Grabbed Her Opposite
Foot With My Left Hand, Rolled Her On Her Side,
Leaned On Her, Smartly Growled Into Her Throat
And Said "GRRRR!" And Neatly Nipped Her Ear,"
sionnach.


Borrowed from: "Puppy Raising Tips" from
professional trainers, John and Amy Dahl.

"Around four months many puppies can withstand a
correction. Unfortunately this is the time they start
teething and if their mouth hurts, they may act
generally sensitive. If this is the case, be patient and
wait for all those baby teeth to fall out.

In training, retrievers often respond to physical correction
better than verbal correction. While "NO!" is extremely
useful if puppy is about to bite an electrical cord or steal
food off the table, when you are teaching them something
(like obedience) a sharp jerk on their lead or swat with a
stick gets the message across with less emotion and less
effect on their confidence.

If they drop the dummy and act like their mouth hurts
when they are teething, stop all retrieving and wait for
their mouth to feel better. A correction should be just
severe enough to get the dog to respond.

Repeated weak corrections are very stressful to the dog."

END lyingfrosty dahl

If you are interested in purchasing a dignified stick to
lay across you puppy's arse, just send a personal check
or money order in the amount of $30-$40 for a 30"-40"
long whuppin stick.

These all natural hickory switches will outlast an
entire litter of puppies! MAYBE MOORE!! Supplies
limited, so HURRY! Be the first in your club to have
the hickory switch training aid guaranteed for the life
of your dog (which may be much shorter than nature
intended!).

Ask yourself: "HOWE COME DOESN'T JERRY
HURT DOGS TO TRAIN THEM?"

And then just answer: "On AccHOWENT Of
JERRY KNOWS HOWE TO TRAIN DOGS
WITHOUT HURTING THEM."

And THEN SAY OUT LHOWED: "IGNORE
JERRY, HE'S MEAN TO DOG ABUSERS."

You can get all the information you need to
PUPPERLY handle and train your dog using
non force, non confrontational, scientific and
psychological methods, in your FREE copy
of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual.


Psychoclown wrote:

"Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks" things is something
you twisted out of context, because you are full of bizarro
manure."

Amy lyingfrosty dahl LIES with a straight face and says:

"I don't beat dogs, twist ears, or pinch toes. For the benefit
of anyone who is in doubt, and who chooses not to read the
article (SHE'D REALLY LIKE IT IF YOU DON'T READ IT!),
there is NO mention in it of twisting ears (INDEED, SHE
PINCHES THEM WITH SPIKES).

I would never slap a dog (SHE TEACHES PEOPLE TO
BEAT DOGS WITH STICKS TO MOTIVATE THEM).

I would never advise anyone to slap a dog (SHE'S A
PROVEN LIAR AND DOG ABUSER, do you expect her to
ADMIT THE TRUTH???).

I do not believe there is a single circumstance, ever, where
slapping a dog is anything but destructive."

RIGHT. She PINCHES, not twists... and chin cuff doesn't
mean hit, according to lyinglynn and avrama....

amy lyingfrosty dahl continues:

"Get a stick 30- or 40-inches long. You can have a helper
wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher, less tractable
dogs may require you to progress to striking them more
sharply.

REPEAT, VARYING HOW HARD YOU HIT THE DOG.

Now you are ready to progress to what most people think of
as force-fetching: the ear pinch.

Make the dog's need to stop the pinching so urgent that
resisting your will fades in importance.

but will squeal, thrash around, and direct their efforts to
escaping the ear pinch even get a studded collar and pinch
the ear against that if the dog still does not open its mouth,
get out the shotshell.

Try pinching the ear between the metal casing and the
collar, even the buckle on the collar. Persist! Eventually, the
dog will give in

With your hand on the collar and ear, say, 'fetch.'

Immediately tap the dog on the hindquarters with the stick.

Repeat "fetch" and pinch the ear all the way to the dummy.
You can press the dog's ear with a shotshell instead of your
thumb; Say 'fetch' while pressing the dummy against its lips
and pinching its ear."

Gotta LOVE koehler. dahl makes koheler look like St. Francis.



"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

You think HURTING a HUNTING DOG to
MAKE IT HUNT is NECESSARY???

"Well, Jack Did Hit My Dog. Actually I'd Call It
A Sharp Tap Of The Crook To The Nose. I Know
Jack Wouldn't HaveDone It If He Thought Solo
Couldn't Take It. I Still Crate Him Because
Otherwise I Fear He Might Eat My Cat," melanie.

You think allowing a "FEAR AGGRESSIVE MAN
SHY" dog to be BEATEN by a strange male trainer
is INTELLIGENT BEHAVIOR for a DOG LOVER?

"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is A
Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It."mike duforth, author:
"Courteous Canine."

You think HURTIN dogs and CRINGING
is COURTEOUS?

"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
as possible. What does this mean?"

Means the author is a dog abuser of the worst magnitude.

"When you bring home the Bitter Apple for
the first time, spray one squirt directly into
the dog's mouth and walk away. The dog
won't be too thrilled with this but just ignore
him and continue your normal behavior."

You think HURTING your dog is NORMAL BEHAVIOR?

--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"Courteous Canines"

You think HOWER pal mikey is playin with a full deck?
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so i have an opinion
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and i can proove it...my name is earles and i have an
opinion...
Post by Ze alluring ailurophile
So?
Please seek professional help for your continued delusions.~
Chive
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Myndeless
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